Weather

Conditions for Coppell, TX at 3:52 pm CDT

Current Conditions:
Mostly Cloudy, 96 F

Forecast:
Tue - Mostly Clear. High: 100 Low: 81
Wed - Sunny. High: 104 Low: 82
Thu - Sunny. High: 106 Low: 82
Fri - Sunny. High: 105 Low: 81
Sat - Sunny. High: 105 Low: 82

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Driving
Sadly, it probably won't even have enough gas to make it to the first border crossing.
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Vet
It's probably for the best. Since Roombas are native to North America, it's illegal for Americans to keep them in their houses under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act.
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Ozymandias
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The Sky
The other half has some cool shipwrecks, rocks, and snakes, but if you move those out of the way, it also has more sky.
Channel: The Register